Go ahead with asset sales Mr. Key and your honeymoon with the electorate will be well and truly over. In fact separate bedrooms and the neighbours hearing raised voices will be the order of the day.

Who wants them apart from the marketing people? The unveiling of Wenlock and Mandeville the London 2012 Olympic mascots is the latest chapter in a long line of commercially driven visual disasters.

No team has been selected, no balls kicked, no tackles made yet it seems a defeatist gloom has descended over our nation - The All Blacks will probably lose.

The ancient forest with its dense canopy blocked the moonlight. But in the clearing the glow of firelight bounced off the surrounding tree trunks. On top of the glowing embers was a large black iron cauldron. Bill could clearly make out the silhouettes of three people hunched over it.

PR your way out of this one BP. Can't get off your butts to pump petrol into old peoples cars but can pump millions of litres into the Gulf of Mexico. 

Ever wanted to own a super car but couldn't afford it? Now you can own a slice of a whole super car company for as little as $1000.

When a political party leader can’t be found, even in the opinion polls it is time for drastic action. Any of these ultimate makeovers are guaranteed to get Phil Goff more noticed than he is now.

Ever wondered what happened to your life? We were young once with the world at our feet. We could go where we liked, when we liked and do what we liked. Life was full of promise and adventure.

Fresh from fighting to save the world from Greenies, Commies and pacifists our favourite Tory super hero is in action again. This time it is personal, this time they are messing with HIS town. Not just a part of it but the very thing that identifies it – its name.

She grew up in Coastal New South Wales and went to a private girl's school. A year pursuing modelling work in Italy followed