“What I do manage to obsess about, even when asleep, is my inability to get the club away due to a bench blocking my backswing.

“Talking purely in terms of ‘dough’, year after year the best drivers make more money than the best putters,” writes Mark Townsend who has some very interesting facts to state his case that, drive for show putt for dough is a myth in the case of professional golf.

“Isn’t it time that someone emerged from the shadows to fill his shoes?

“Using his travel-sized Neuropeak Pro brain-training unit, DeChambeau pops in the DVD, then attaches a gold-plated silver EEG sensor to his head.

“This is the worse rule in golf that doesn't exist.
You hit a great drive and end up centre of fairway in a divot ..... fair ??? My arse.its bad luck. Needs changing.”

And the answer is, “Table for one because Tiger would probably stick me with the check.”
And the question raised by Alan Shipnuck during his “Anonymous European Pro Survey,” was who would you rather have dinner with Tiger or Phil?

“Look, I’m not saying they don’t have a point (The golf ball going too far). But it’s a little like complaining about how the Internet has destroyed society in 2019—you’re absolutely right, but you’re also years and years too late.