“Sorry, we don’t hire blacks. No offence meant.”

How do you check someone out without coming across as a creep? 

Because what’s more fun than a death wish? Nothing. 
 

If there’s anything Michael Jackson’s death has taught us, it’s that we’re all success whores.

Some Mexicans recently got busted in Costa Rica smuggling cocaine in sharks… 894 kilos. I can sort of see the logic.

"Go figure... seven people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have HIV/AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom." 

(And other important tidbits.)

Cute and fluffy “Abu” the great white tiger, recently mauled his keeper to death.

 The other day I opened my email to find I was “cordially invited to a private cocktail reception” with the U.S. Ambassador and Deputy Chief.

One rural school in the wops...