Who watches C4?
Okay.
Who has developed the irrational reaction of hives, channel switching, or staring stunned at your television after watching for too long?
 

Personal trainer: $80
Boot Camp run through the park: $250
Clippy water bottle hip attachment: $20
Maintaining a cool, calm and collected façade whilst sweating like a pig? Priceless.
 

I remember the first time I knew I wanted to live in the city.
There was one thing, besides the tall buildings, besides the busy, sophisticated people, besides the skyline at night.
Pigeons.
 

Okay, who saw the Season Finale of House last night?
My gosh, it was a feast of self delusional, hallucinatory goodness, wasn’t it?
 

John picked up the letter from its position on his glass, see-through, very expensive desk. He had wanted mahogany but was told this was a type of thing more suited to One newsreaders.