Who watches C4?
Okay.
Who has developed the irrational reaction of hives, channel switching, or staring stunned at your television after watching for too long?
Personal trainer: $80
Boot Camp run through the park: $250
Clippy water bottle hip attachment: $20
Maintaining a cool, calm and collected façade whilst sweating like a pig? Priceless.
Have you ever had the kind of night in, where you’re with friends, and clearly the weather is so abominable that it’s likely you will never leave your apartment again?
I remember the first time I knew I wanted to live in the city.
There was one thing, besides the tall buildings, besides the busy, sophisticated people, besides the skyline at night.
Pigeons.
Alright. Hands up, who wants Good Behaviour Vouchers for carpooling?
I do not happen to own a car, for the sole reason that if I owned one I would have to change my address to my parking space number, for the price I’d be paying.
John picked up the letter from its position on his glass, see-through, very expensive desk. He had wanted mahogany but was told this was a type of thing more suited to One newsreaders.