I am not, in fact, an American. There’s no good reason I should be interested at all in what’s going down in Washington, D.C. on Tuesday. However, it’s not just me- lots of people are, in fact, shaking very quietly in their boots. 

Question: Who remembers George Bush?

Spark. Plug. Why do two seemingly simple, non-threatening words, have such terrifyingly different meanings to both genders?

My entire world consists of guidelines I set for myself.

I’m one of those annoying, smack-the-alarm-button-eight-times-before-getting-up people, yet never get up a minute after 6:30 am.