Currently based in Costa Rica, I'm busy working, traveling, and missing NZ.
A friend and I rocked up to the movies on a Tuesday night to check out whatever was on.
Rumour has it that Swine Flu was created and set upon us purposely. The Vaccine was filed 7 months before the first cases were ever reported and was officially patented one month before Swine Flu appeared in Mexico. I read this on the internet, so it must be true.
If your life had a soundtrack, what songs would you include?
“Sorry, we don’t hire blacks. No offence meant.”
How do you check someone out without coming across as a creep?
If there’s anything Michael Jackson’s death has taught us, it’s that we’re all success whores.
Some Mexicans recently got busted in Costa Rica smuggling cocaine in sharks… 894 kilos. I can sort of see the logic.
"Go figure... seven people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have HIV/AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom."
(And other important tidbits.)