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Dallas Boyd

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18 November 2008


If you´re reading this (a miracle in itself) welcome to my very tiny corner of a large mad world! I encourage you to keep on thinking, keep on asking, and keep on laughing... "The future depends entirely on what each of us does every day; a movement is only people moving." – (Gloria Steinham)


  • Happy Racists

     “Sorry, we don’t hire blacks. No offence meant.”

  • Glad-Eye Etiquette

    How do you check someone out without coming across as a creep? 

  • Lessons in Extreme Driving

    Because what’s more fun than a death wish? Nothing. 

  • Political Rock for all you Success Whores

    If there’s anything Michael Jackson’s death has taught us, it’s that we’re all success whores.

  • Sharks Used To Smuggle Cocaine

    Some Mexicans recently got busted in Costa Rica smuggling cocaine in sharks… 894 kilos. I can sort of see the logic.

  • Swine Flu: Mask or Condom?

    "Go figure... seven people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have HIV/AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom." 

  • The Ultimate Moustache Accessory

    (And other important tidbits.)

  • Tiger Kills Man In Shocking Display Of Natural Behaviour

    Cute and fluffy “Abu” the great white tiger, recently mauled his keeper to death.

  • My Night With The American Ambassador (And What Not To Say To War Veterans)

     The other day I opened my email to find I was “cordially invited to a private cocktail reception” with the U.S. Ambassador and Deputy Chief.

  • Where Have All The Country Kids Gone?

    One rural school in the wops...