Auckland Museum: Get Smarter, LATEr
Who’s been to Auckland Museum lately?
Show of hands?
Okay. Who’s been there after dark?
Michael Jackson Remembered: What’s Your Favourite Song?
Whatever anyone says about Michael Jackson, the man could sing, he could dance, and he could bring people together.
It’s amazing how when someone so known all over the world dies, everyone connects with each other that little bit more.
The Art of Unselfconscious Exercise
Personal trainer: $80
Boot Camp run through the park: $250
Clippy water bottle hip attachment: $20
Maintaining a cool, calm and collected façade whilst sweating like a pig? Priceless.
“Grippy” Replaces “Fork” as Funniest Word Ever*
*…In my survey of four.
Have you ever had the kind of night in, where you’re with friends, and clearly the weather is so abominable that it’s likely you will never leave your apartment again?
Stress and The City
I remember the first time I knew I wanted to live in the city.
There was one thing, besides the tall buildings, besides the busy, sophisticated people, besides the skyline at night.
Pigeons.
The Great New Zealand Carpool
Alright. Hands up, who wants Good Behaviour Vouchers for carpooling?
I do not happen to own a car, for the sole reason that if I owned one I would have to change my address to my parking space number, for the price I’d be paying.
House Finally Blows His Own Mind
Okay, who saw the Season Finale of House last night?
My gosh, it was a feast of self delusional, hallucinatory goodness, wasn’t it?
Dear John: The Least Marvellous Letter of All
John picked up the letter from its position on his glass, see-through, very expensive desk. He had wanted mahogany but was told this was a type of thing more suited to One newsreaders.
Review: Danny Bhoy a Comedy Fest Favourite.
In his last Auckland show for the New Zealand International Comedy Festival 2009, Danny Bhoy performed to a sold out crowd at The Civic Theatre.
Stupidity More Effective Than Sincerity?
Do you need more coffee?
Having a blonde day, moment, or dare I say it, year?
Are you having one of those days?
Not enough sleep, too much sugar, over enthusiastic, not looking where you’re going?
Would you forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on?
